BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.
Water ripples in a cup.
It’s coming… Jurassic World! Check out the official trailer now!
Anais went all: OH MY GOD! DINOSAURS! CHRIS PRATT! BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD! CHRIS PRATT! DINOSAURS! CHRIS PRATT!
Saying that I’m excited is an understatement. Sure, they already revealed the whole plot (it’s Jurassic Park with Chris Pratt) but who cares? They put two of my favourite things (Chris Pratt and dinosaurs, in case you were wondering) in the same movie. It looks gorgeous! And I’m not only talking about Chris Pratt’s face.
June can’t come soon enough.
So Rachel said: HAVE WE NOT LEARNED. You don’t fuck around with genetics. If you do, bad things happen. At least in movies anyway.
CHRIS PRATT YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT. Why is it that he gets better looking every day and I just look more like an amorphous blob every day? That’s not fair. That’s not how this is supposed to work at all.
And as always, Steven Spielberg has added kids. Let’s just hope they’re not annoying as fuck.
It’s hard to glean from the trailer if the movie will be good at all, or if it’ll just be a repetitive sequel to the franchise, but I have faith.
And then Roz said: “If something chases you, run.” Sweet zombie Jesus, look at all the people they let in the park!! They let so many dinosaur snacks, I mean people, in the park!? This can only end in awesome, awesome, bloody tears. Also, does anyone else think this park kinda looks like Hunger Games District 1? Sharks as bait! Holy, ahhHHH AHHHH! My nightmares! The nightmares!
Oh, hey sexy, it’s Chris Pratt. Mmm, Chris Pratt.
Piano Jurrasic Park theme.
And then Nadin was like: WHAT THE ACTUAL… HOLY… WOW… WHAT?!
DID SOMEONE SAY ‘CHRIS PRATT’?! HOW is he so… ugh!
Thank God ‘people doing stupid things’ is a recipe for a good story. Stuff we’ve learned from the movies so far: don’t be hot, never leave the group, stay away from the clowns, and… what was that? Oh, right – DO NOT grow dangerous monsters in your lab just for the hell of it! On the bright side, the dino ‘fast food’ delivers itself and even pays for being eaten, so…
I am not usually a fan of having kids in the films, period, but Ty Simpkins is an exception. Seeing him makes me wonder if Tony Stark is going to lurk around as well. Like, he could help Star Lord save the world when their grand idea to replicate some sort of Godzilla goes right to hell. If anything, it will be entertaining.
BRING IT ON!