I used to love World of Warcraft, killing dragons with my gnomies and yelling at noobs in the battlegrounds, but there’s more to life than one game. There are a bunch of other amazing games to be played! And laundry. But mostly Uncharted. However, while I was on a hiatus from WoW, they released “Mists of Pandaria” and I cried myself to sleep when I saw how adorable these new characters were. Guys, you can be a panda now. A PANDA.
Then, I forgot about WoW for a while, because I have a short attention span. I went to screenwriting school, met the Mary Susies, and the rest is history. Oh, I bought my first Coach purse, it was a big deal for me. Then, the clever bastards in the Warcraft research labs dreamed up Scroll of Resurrection and now I’m back in. Basically, the bf sent me a prize that gives you a free week of play with a character transfer and an upgrade to level 80. Sweet undead Jeebus, the Pandaria expansion was also only ten bucks this week. Fine! Fine! I will play all the WoW!! I transferred and upgraded my shaman. So, now I just have to learn what all these totem things are about again… BUT FIRST IMMA PANDA! See you suckers again in like, six months.
No, seriously. I have this under control. I’m going to stick to my regular routine of the gym, writing, work, chores, friends, and just sprinkle in the WoW. I’ll let you know how it goes.
– Roz Y.